I was driving down Reisterstown Road this morning when I noticed what must be a new sign in front of Kosher Bite (you remember- the people who brought you "Number one in U.S. and Overseas" and "95% of our customers are satisfied!"). I don't have a camera phone- otherwise I would have taken a picture of the ridiculousness of it. I can't remember the exact wording on the sign but let's say that I snorted so loud I almost burst a tire.
Here is my mission/challenge. The first person to post the wording on the sign correctly in the comments will get a prize (I am lying- really I will only acknowledge you) and the first person to e-mail me (pennygersh at yahoo dot com) a picture of the sign (that you can take on your camera phone) will also get an acknowledgement as well as the picture posted in my next post or an edited version of this one.
Come on folks- take one for the team. I need you to do this for me.
Posted by peninah at January 5, 2007 10:01 AM | TrackBackIn line with what was going on in the home country, Kosher Bite will host the “Jewish Hamburger Denial Conference.” There will be representatives from many organizations including the ultra-orthodox Rebbe McDonald, who believes that all kosher restaurants are blasphemous are the cause of the world’s ills.
Posted by: yanky at January 5, 2007 11:41 AMLOL. But do you know what the sign says?
I don't think there really is an ultra-orthodox Rebbe McDonald. ;)
Posted by: peninah at January 5, 2007 12:13 PMI lways loved how they advertised the best in American, Israeli, Russina, Mexican, Italian, Dutch, French, German, Iranian, Iraqi, Swiss, Australian, Austrian, Hungarian, and Canadian cuisine.
Posted by: Jewboy at January 5, 2007 03:24 PMOn the right track...
Posted by: peninah at January 5, 2007 03:46 PMWhat did the sign say??????
Posted by: Ari at January 10, 2007 11:32 AMI love it that my favorite food is now an ethnic cuisine. Ranking up there with Chinese, American, Russian, and Israeli, you can also enjoy fresh fish from the clear waters of the land of SUSHI.
Posted by: DM at January 10, 2007 11:35 AMBasically I was hoping that someone else would do the legwork for me since I haven't had a chance to drive by there again (THANKS readers- you have all let me down:| ) But seriously- Ari- basically Jewboy and DM have made reference to the sign- it basically says "For all your Chinese, American, Russian, Israeli and Sushi needs! Kosher Bite! "
It is crazy. When will they learn that you can't be everything to everyone all the time?!?
Posted by: peninah at January 10, 2007 11:44 AMI remember when a rotisserie restaurant was about to open, KB got wind of it and bought an electric rotisserie just so they could say that they had food as good as the food made on the real wood burning one at the new place that was about to open.
Posted by: DM at January 10, 2007 04:25 PMDM, didn't they only start serving schwarma after Sabra Grille opened?
Posted by: aishel at January 11, 2007 01:01 AMaishel-yes. Also, if I remember correctly, he went to buy Szechuan Dynasty after David Chu's opened. I may have that wrong but that is how I remember it.
Posted by: DM at January 11, 2007 06:09 AMYes, and in light of the new dairy cuisine about to open in Greenspring, we can surely expect Kosheruccinos, featuring the first ever biteaninis, it's a pannini and a bite burger in one - can't wait!
Posted by: Donna at January 12, 2007 08:45 AMDonna- the worst thing is that might actually happen.
BTW, when is coco-however you spell it opening up?
Posted by: peninah at January 12, 2007 09:58 AMi spoke to the owners and they said VERY soon. i said :like in a few days, a few weeks, what? " they were'nt so clear but its VERY SOON so good luck to us!
Posted by: vomessing at January 12, 2007 10:08 AM