So for the past month or so almost every time I have called my sister between the hours of 5 and 10 pm (and all day sunday) my almost 12 1/2 year old niece answers the phone and either sighs loudly as she gets off of call waiting or tells me that her mother (my sister) will call me back when she (my niece) is off the phone. The amount of times my sister actually gets these messages is few and far between (I feel like that sentence completely didn't work grammatically but I am too tired to figure it out).
What is crazy is that when my sister and I were growing up we shared a phone line. You'd think that since there were only two of us, it wouldn't be too difficult to make or receive phone calls. You'd be wrong. When you are the younger sister (by 4 1/2 years) there is virtually no chance that you will ever get any phone time.
I used to come in to school to find my outraged friends who told me that they called me 3-4 times the night before but my sister wouldn't get off the phone. My friends knew enough not to call me on my parents' line because "we didn't give you your own phone line for your friends to still be calling on ours!" I remember sitting outside my sister's room just waiting and waiting and waiting for her to get off of the phone with whoever was her flavor of the week at the time (Can you tell I am reliving bitter memories?)- and she wondered why I knew everything that was going on in her life- well that and I read all her mail and diaries.
Anyway, I am rambling. But the point of my post is this. I don't know when my niece grew up. When did she stop being that cute little kid who wanted to go to Baskin Robbins with me? When did she start monopolizing the phone? My niece is reminding me strangely of my sister as a teenager. And the worst thing is that I am the one suffering again!
Posted by peninah at January 2, 2007 08:34 PM | TrackBackThere is an obvious solution to this. Call your sister's cell phone.
Posted by: Diana at January 2, 2007 11:21 PMThat is completely besides the point and you know it! (Diana makes me call myself p-dawg to her)
Posted by: p-dawg! at January 3, 2007 07:53 AMOh, that is just too funny. My younger sister & I also shared a phone line but I don't think it was that hard for her to get phone time. Sorry, as the older sister, I can't be sympathetic to you ;)
Posted by: Sara K at January 3, 2007 10:55 AMI was reading this post with my eldest daughter - let's call her "Elianna" - who happens to also be twelve-and-a-half. The remainder of this comment is from her (lightly edited so as to avoid the grammatical pitfalls that seem to plague certain unnamed members of her family.
thank you very much. since everyone is complaining how much i use the phone, tell Mommy that i need my own line. i actually do tell her 3/4 of the time, but i am in 7th grade and i need to memorize notes and stuff and do all that other jazz (talking on the phone and e-mailing) and i do need to have a life...not really happening, but can i pretend?!and yes, you are suffering again.
Posted by: Moishe Potemkin at January 3, 2007 09:23 PM"Elianna" (nice change there, Moishe)- You are in seventh grade. You are twelve and a half. You do not need a life.
I should have known you read this when I called your mother last night and you handed the phone to her right away. By the way- Potemkin clan- did you guys change your answering machine message yet? I almost have a seizure everytime I hear it-its so fast.
Posted by: peninah at January 4, 2007 11:29 AMare you still using a land line?! I am thinking of a start to re-train carrier pigeons (also rabbits, squirrels, chipmunks and the occasional mole rat, which seem to be abundant around the Greenspring area). its going to be all the rage when someone finally sets off an EMP and knocks out all of technology.
ps. if there are weird lights and noises coming from my basement please ignore them.
Posted by: yanky at January 5, 2007 11:18 AM